Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Verdict: uncircumcised.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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