jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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