I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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