So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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