the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
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