the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
