you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
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