you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Randomize
