ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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