i think my mom watched the whole time
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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