In America we eat man semen.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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