I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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