Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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