I just threw up on my dentist
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
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