Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
