PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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