I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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