talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize