She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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