Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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