I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
