I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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