He uses pillows to masturbate.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
So squirting runs in the family.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I FOUND THE LEGS
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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