I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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