Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
PANTIES FOUND
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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