She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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