At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
In America we eat man semen.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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