spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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