i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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