We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
They have beer where we have blood.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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