Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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