I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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