i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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