Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize