your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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