can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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