Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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