I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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