My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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