I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
The air taste purple.
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