scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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