Its about making memories worth repressing
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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