Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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