Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
We talked him into tasing himself.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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