I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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