I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Randomize
