think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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