At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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