Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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