who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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