Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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