The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Randomize
