He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
This is not my ceiling
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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