My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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