I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
