a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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