at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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