BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
He? As in you personified your dick?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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